{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"type":"general","setup":"When do doctors get angry?","punchline":"When they run out of patients.","id":280}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.","punchline":"Thank you very much, sir.","id":387}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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