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\"Runaway\" is the only single taken from British acid jazz band Jamiroquai's greatest hits compilation High Times: Singles 1992–2006. The track was released on 30 October 2006. It was their fifth No. 1 on the US Dance Club Songs chart, and it peaked at No. 18 on the UK Singles Chart.
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Cooperative Linux, abbreviated as coLinux, is software which allows Microsoft Windows and the Linux kernel to run simultaneously in parallel on the same machine.
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