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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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Swartbroek is a village in the Netherlands, in the municipality of Weert in the province of Limburg.
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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\nThe Club Hielo Sevilla or CH Sevilla, is an ice sports club founded in April 1976 in Seville, Spain, and continued its activities until April 1978. The primary sports supported by CH Sevilla were ice hockey and figure skating, however, the club also maintained others such as judo, horse riding and kart racing. CH Sevilla was the first ice club in Andalusia to provide sporting licenses to figure skaters and ice hockey players.
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